WWKRD?

What Would Kenny Rogers Do? I'm sure this is a question all of us have asked ourselves in a quiet moment of decision...then decided to make a t-shirt about it and show him. I know this guy has.

Oh, man that's too bad! I was about to pucker my lips, then I read the small print.
Darn it all to heck!

Either way, this phrase doesn't make sense, even in its popular form. If you don't like me, you can kiss my butt...hum, do you really want people who don't like you to kiss your butt? And if not, then how does people not liking someone else besides you, and then inviting them to kiss your butt make it any better?

Please keep this in mind when you make your shirt.

Perhaps you could come up with a better "If you don't ________. You can kiss my butt" phrase that would protect the wearer, or at least reward yourself with something worth wishing for.